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Looking For Waifu

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Дата выхода: 11 авг. 2025 г.

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Описание

😼 LOOKING FOR WAIFU

You’re a lonely cat. You want a waifu. You will climb anything to get one.

Welcome to the most cursed platformer ever made by a totally unemployed guy with too much free time and emotional damage. This isn’t just a game. It’s a lifestyle. It’s pain. It’s LOOKING FOR WAIFU.

💗You climb for love.

You fall for content.
You play because you hate yourself.

LOOKING FOR WAIFU — coming soon to ruin your day.

🧱 What is this nonsense?

🧍‍♂️ You’re a weird puffy cat.
📦 The world is stacked with random trash from the internet.
💔 You fall once = cry.
🤡 You fall twice = uninstall.
🧎 You climb for hours… to simp for anime girls that don’t even know you exist.
🔥 Features (probably):
- 🚫 No checkpoints, no saves, just pure suffering.
- 🧠 Physics that feel like they were coded by a raccoon on Red Bull.
- 🐈 Cute cat. Dripless. Desperate.
- 🗿 Anime statues, toilets in the sky, spinning fans, and emotional trauma.
- 🎙️ Mocking voice lines to destroy your self-esteem.
- 🚀 Go to space. Or don’t. Probably won’t even make it past the vending machine.
  ⚠️ WARNING:
  - May cause rage, regret, and spontaneous uninstall.
  - Contains 0 actual waifus. Still better love story than your last situationship.