
Idle Life - An Idle Game
Описание
Welcome to the grind, loser. We hope you brought snacks.
You start in the mud. Broke. Confused.
Ten hours later you're running a hyper-optimized mining empire, yelling at your dog for wasting your IRL energy.
This isn’t just an idle game — this is your new second job. Without pay. Without health insurance. But with dopamine.
🛠 What to expect:
Brutal Progression: Every click matters. Every resource is earned. Regret is a mechanic.
Deep Crafting Web: If it exists, you probably made it from twigs, dust, and trauma.
Prestige Mechanics: Reset. Profit. Repeat. Classic, but evil.
Scaling Like a Maniac: Soft caps. Hard caps. Emotional caps.
Idle, Not Dead: Plays in the background… until you blink and it’s 3:27 AM.
Low System Impact: Runs on a potato. Destroys your soul, not your CPU.
🚫 What’s NOT included:
No microtransactions
No loot boxes
No fake "idle" systems
No blockchain garbage
No mercy
🧠 Built for people who:
Reboot runs over 0.01% inefficiency
Read patch notes for fun
Optimize their grandma's garden
Think numbers > feelings
💬 Totally real reviews:
"Missed my grandma’s birthday. She understands." – Tim, 42
"This game taught me math. Then punished me for it." – Former Valedictorian
"96 hours in. No idea if I’m having fun." – Person With No Face
"It runs on a toaster. I still overclocked it." – Linus (not that one)
📈 Final Notes:
Frequent updates
New items & quests added weekly
Steam Deck friendly (but not legally liable for addiction)
Минимальные системные требования (ПК)
Минимальные:
- ОС: Windows 10 (64 Bit)
- Процессор: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: NVIDIA GT 1030 / AMD Radeon RX 550 or integradet Grafik (Intel UHD 630)
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 2 GB
Рекомендуемые системные требования (ПК)
Рекомендованные:
- ОС: Windows 10/11 (64 Bit)
- Процессор: Intel Core i5-8600K / AMD Ryzen 5 3600
- Оперативная память: 8 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: NVIDIA GTX 1060 / AMD RX 580
- DirectX: версии 12
- Место на диске: 5 GB
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