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Do Not Press The Button (or You'll Delete the Multiverse): Prologue

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Дата выхода: 8 ноя. 2023 г.

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Essay email: TheseusGamesStudios@gmail.com

ATTENTION, HUMANS OF THE INTERNET!

Are you tired of playing games that actually make sense? Are you craving something that's equal parts walking, existential crisis, and jokes about the very fact that you paid money to experience an existential crisis? Well, do I have something for you!

Presenting DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON: a walking simulator where the walking is optional, the simulation is questionable, and the comedy is 100% guaranteed to make you chuckle awkwardly while questioning all your life choices.

Why should you try and wishlist this masterpiece?

Is there a deep, philosophical meaning to this game?

Who knows! Probably not! But it will definitely pretend there is, and you’ll go along with it, because you’re curious like that.

Revolutionary mechanics?

Let’s just say, if you’ve ever wanted to press buttons with absolutely no clue what they do, THIS is your game.

Dozens of endings!
Each one more confusing than the last! Will you end up in an existential loop? A dance party? A strange room filled with ducks? Who knows! (Seriously, I've been coding for so long, I don't remember every possible end.)

Narration?

Oh, there will be narration. A LOT of it. Whether you like it or not. It's a one-sided conversation you never asked for, but secretly love.

Why wishlist?

Because wishlisting is the ultimate meta-gaming move. It’s like pressing the button that does nothing, except this one actually does something - it makes my self-worth go up by 300%. And it helps Steam's algorithm or whatever, but honestly, I just need the validation.

So go ahead and smash that wishlist button like it’s the only thing standing between you and an eternity of boring, serious games.