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Описание

Jeans on Toast, an unhinged choose your own adventure game in the style of classic 80s text-based games where you become inflicted with a terrible curse. A curse that turns every beans on toast you make into a much less edible Jeans on Toast! Forge your own path through a strange and dangerous world to learn the secrets of the Jean Curse and to find the cure you're so desperately wanting for... if there even is a cure...

Features:

• Three main areas, each with dozens of utterly ludicrous scenarios. You'll never know what's coming next!

• Several unique endings.

• A true ending should you find all of the aforementioned endings.

• A cast of wacky characters, including but not limited to: A talking corgi who is wise beyond their years, a mysterious dwarven miner and a mushroom that steals your socks.

• Death waiting around every corner.

• A Tradeshop where you can buy items and get verbally abused.

• A full soundtrack of Jean Type Beats, all made by one person with questionable priorities.

• The most simplistic pixel art you could possibly put into a game.

• A battle system... maybe...

• Cats. 

Минимальные системные требования (ПК)

Минимальные:

• ОС: Windows 10
  
• Процессор: Dual-core CPU (Intel Core i3-3220 or equivalent)
  
• Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
  
• Видеокарта: Integrated GPU (Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalent)
  
• DirectX: версии 11
  
• Место на диске: 1 GB
  
• Звуковая карта: Imma be real chief, I don't know
  
• Поддержка VR: I wouldn't recommend using VR for this
  
• Дополнительно: These are very likely to change with more testing

Рекомендуемые системные требования (ПК)

Рекомендованные:

• ОС: An actual window, like full glass type stuff yknow?
  
• Процессор: 15-core CPU (Intel Core i17-URMOM or equivalent)
  
• Оперативная память: 800000 GB ОЗУ
  
• Видеокарта: Gonna recommend the NVidia Buttswiper 6000 graphics card with integrated omelette drive
  
• DirectX: версии 6.0
  
• Место на диске: 30000 GB
  
• Звуковая карта: Imma be real chief, I still don't know
  
• Поддержка VR: Works on all available VR headsets except the Apple Vision Pro. If you play it on that, your spleen will explode with the force of a supernova. This is bad for your health.
  
• Дополнительно: These are obviously a joke, I have no idea what to recommend :3 (Also the VR stuff isn't true, there is no VR support lol)